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🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera
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Highlights and Links for Week 2 Summary.
Part 1
Day 8 - Day 9Day 8 begins. HEAD QUITS!
Landon won Drunk POS challenge.
The girls were tasked with STEM challenge: Make a science experiment that impresses Bam.
The boys were playing Xbox in the Computer Lab.
he drew landon
bashir asked for cs 1.6 and warcraft 3 w/ dota WWWW
THE XBOXES HAVE BEEN LAUNCHED
theyre playing halo 3 and jd is instructing everyone on how to join his lobby via system link
bashir asked "how do you run"
MARKYPOST!!!
first game results
1. drake
2. jd
3. landon
4. bashir
now...
Bashir slipped a letter to production and told them that he wanted to make an exit so they had him read it out on camera and he decided not to leave.
Day 8 wrap-up.
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Landon won Drunk POS challenge.
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The girls were tasked with STEM challenge: Make a science experiment that impresses Bam.
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Bam is cheesed. He said they're getting fishbucks for breaking down the door. Someone wanted them to stop but Bam said fuck no that's awesome!
They're looking at their project.
STEM CERTIFIED
Bam pays them.
They're looking at their project.
STEM CERTIFIED
Bam pays them.
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The boys were playing Xbox in the Computer Lab.
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bashir immediately opened ms paint lol
he drew landon
bashir asked for cs 1.6 and warcraft 3 w/ dota WWWW
THE XBOXES HAVE BEEN LAUNCHED
theyre playing halo 3 and jd is instructing everyone on how to join his lobby via system link
bashir asked "how do you run"
MARKYPOST!!!
first game results
1. drake
2. jd
3. landon
4. bashir
now...
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Bashir slipped a letter to production and told them that he wanted to make an exit so they had him read it out on camera and he decided not to leave.
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Bashir Planned a Fake Exit
The camera was oddly focused on him while he was nontent talking.
LMFAO Bashir says his hands are dyed blue right now from the Indigo dye from his Haori. His hair too This is why you wear a nagajubun you ginger faggot. I bet his body is under his clothes.
He also changed boots. And his fuckin necklaces over the collar.
A trumpeting comes on and he gets up and salutes the troops.
Bongo (who loves him) follows.
Then production comes. He whines about them "busting his...
The camera was oddly focused on him while he was nontent talking.
LMFAO Bashir says his hands are dyed blue right now from the Indigo dye from his Haori. His hair too This is why you wear a nagajubun you ginger faggot. I bet his body is under his clothes.
He also changed boots. And his fuckin necklaces over the collar.
A trumpeting comes on and he gets up and salutes the troops.
Bongo (who loves him) follows.
Then production comes. He whines about them "busting his...
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Day 8 wrap-up.
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Day 9 begins. The fish were agitated by TTS staying up all night.
Challenge: EnSlave.me. All fish were brought to the computer lab to solve tasks given by the website
New elimination challenge announced: Typing Contest, the fastest typewriter gets the bullet to eliminate the next contestant.
A barber was brought to the house for any fish who wants a haircut. Notably, Landon was given a "wolf cut" after asking for it.
Ben proposing possible haircuts to Landon.
"You're gonna have a hard time convincing me to do something with my hair."
"I mean, it looks good in my opinion." - Landon
"Looks similar to Jets hair"
Upon seeing Landon's choice(the wolf, it wasn't shown to camera), barber said "He's going to look like a serial killer"
Landon has decided to go with the WOLF CUT.
The barber clearly thinks this is a stupid idea and just says "alright, bet". Says the guy in the picture "looks like a serial killer" but whatever, it's his hair!
This is what he chose.
Barber double checking.
Barber extremely amused by a "JD is GAY. JD is a FAGGOT" TTS.
Jet sneaks in a picture. He folds it when Landon sees it. Landon says "no no no no, let me see that."
"This is someone from the 14th century." - Jet
"Yeah no shit!" - Landon
"Trust the plan." - Jet
"Trust the plan MY ASS!" - Landon
And barber asks if that's what he wants. Landon says no, lol.
Final check.
"Yup. Close enough." - Barber
Everyone is playing Blackjack in the dining room.
JD giving one practice round to teach everyone Blackjack. Landon was told he is in charge of the card game set, but he doesn't know any card games so JD took over.
They are now playing for "real". Nobody is betting any actual money, but they are now actually betting with their meaningless chips.
Jet and Ben arrive. They provide Landon with a new set of clothes. Landon states he is "not good at tying shoes". Jet tells him just ask and they will tie them for him.
Every 12 hours...
WIGGER LANDON HAS ARISEN!!!
WIGGER LANDON has entered the tank.
Landon can't tie shoes. Ben had to do it for him. Landon complained about not being given "slip ons".
First AMPUTATION poll is up. Whoever "wins" loses an arm for 12 hours. Immediately shot to heavy majority JD.
Edit:
JD has had his right arm AMPUTATED for the next 12 hours.
Day 9 wrap-up.
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Challenge: EnSlave.me. All fish were brought to the computer lab to solve tasks given by the website
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women will have to sit at the computer and solve captchas on a fake website enslave.me
emma isnt able to figure this one out even after TTS told her how
The twins have figured it out instantly
she types like 2wpm
this is the only one that has stumped the twins
"how do you play sudoku"
the result
Anisa filled out 5 tasks and was out of...
emma isnt able to figure this one out even after TTS told her howThe twins have figured it out instantly
she types like 2wpmthis is the only one that has stumped the twins "how do you play sudoku"the result
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it's the boys' turn
jd immediatelly opened devtools
i want to direct your attention to jd's side profile
AND...
jd immediatelly opened devtools
i want to direct your attention to jd's side profile
bashir is solving a crossword
"one who stares intently?" - bashir
"gamer" - james drake
jeetbot visited to ask what room is this
shapeless crafting recipes are broken so jd had to skip a mushroom stew recipe
he's banning xavier ravenblood
drake asked what is 3 times 15
bashir doesnt know how to do sudoku too, he used the skip
james does know how to do it though
"one who stares intently?" - bashir
"gamer" - james drake
jeetbot visited to ask what room is this
shapeless crafting recipes are broken so jd had to skip a mushroom stew recipe
he's banning xavier ravenblood
drake asked what is 3 times 15
bashir doesnt know how to do sudoku too, he used the skip
james does know how to do it though
AND...
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New elimination challenge announced: Typing Contest, the fastest typewriter gets the bullet to eliminate the next contestant.
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The next elimination challenge on Wednesday is a TYPING CONTEST for the fastest typer. This is for the next person to get the bullet.
Tts is trying to break JD.
Antara just told him that he's not gay to make him feel better.
Landon has a new costume.
So Antara can find him.
Tts is trying to break JD.
Antara just told him that he's not gay to make him feel better.
Landon has a new costume.
So Antara can find him.
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A barber was brought to the house for any fish who wants a haircut. Notably, Landon was given a "wolf cut" after asking for it.
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Ben proposing possible haircuts to Landon.
"You're gonna have a hard time convincing me to do something with my hair."
"I mean, it looks good in my opinion." - Landon
"Looks similar to Jets hair"
Upon seeing Landon's choice(the wolf, it wasn't shown to camera), barber said "He's going to look like a serial killer"
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Landon has decided to go with the WOLF CUT.
The barber clearly thinks this is a stupid idea and just says "alright, bet". Says the guy in the picture "looks like a serial killer" but whatever, it's his hair!
This is what he chose.
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Barber double checking.
Barber extremely amused by a "JD is GAY. JD is a FAGGOT" TTS.
Jet sneaks in a picture. He folds it when Landon sees it. Landon says "no no no no, let me see that."
"This is someone from the 14th century." - Jet
"Yeah no shit!" - Landon
"Trust the plan." - Jet
"Trust the plan MY ASS!" - Landon
And barber asks if that's what he wants. Landon says no, lol.
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Final check.
"Yup. Close enough." - Barber
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Everyone is playing Blackjack in the dining room.
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JD giving one practice round to teach everyone Blackjack. Landon was told he is in charge of the card game set, but he doesn't know any card games so JD took over.
They are now playing for "real". Nobody is betting any actual money, but they are now actually betting with their meaningless chips.
Jet and Ben arrive. They provide Landon with a new set of clothes. Landon states he is "not good at tying shoes". Jet tells him just ask and they will tie them for him.
Every 12 hours...
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WIGGER LANDON HAS ARISEN!!!
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WIGGER LANDON has entered the tank.
Landon can't tie shoes. Ben had to do it for him. Landon complained about not being given "slip ons".
First AMPUTATION poll is up. Whoever "wins" loses an arm for 12 hours. Immediately shot to heavy majority JD.
Edit:
JD has had his right arm AMPUTATED for the next 12 hours.
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Day 9 wrap-up.
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Part 2
Day 10 - Day 12Day 10 begins. Emma received a disturbing love letter from her alleged boyfriend.
JD masked as Dream. Following after, Landon and Anisa EGG JD in the Computer Lab! He is really not happy about it and retaliates by smashing the community coffee pot.
Bashir attacked Mints in the computer lab.
Everyone was given 50s-style costumes.
Tonight show: Every era of Elvis.
Bam and his wife having a great time.
Third Elvis getting ready...
And he's pretty fucking good!
New freeloader: Beth.
JD was left out of this. Jet now says that it's his turn to do a bit, where he's been at the diner all day ordering coffee and finally "wants some sugar"... but they are out of girls! JD asks so what, are they bringing in a guy? Is that the bit?
Would he prefer a guy? He says no, what about a new girl?
A NEW GIRL?
They open the door and...
It'sVICKY!! NOT VICKY but it sure looks like her!! It's BETH! New freeloader!
Challenge: THE CELL.
THE CELL was moved to the Jungle Room.
Timer just added, too.
Day 10 wrap-up.
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Emma's Boyfriend's (Fake?) Suicide Letter
Preface: she had gotten a letter a few minuets ago saying basically a proposal from her boyfriend. It was basically on wanting to be with her forever etc. it was mega cute but TTS cut in with vomiting sounds.
...
Preface: she had gotten a letter a few minuets ago saying basically a proposal from her boyfriend. It was basically on wanting to be with her forever etc. it was mega cute but TTS cut in with vomiting sounds.
JD skipped word search and Sudoku and got 25/25.
Tubchat is listening to TTS telling them to kill JD
Also, Emma is winning at Halo currently
TTS: do you want the Twins out?
Everyone: NO
Anisa was freaked out by the Twins at first, Bashir for the first 3 hours but they grew on them.
Tubchat is listening to TTS telling them to kill JD
Also, Emma is winning at Halo currently
TTS: do you want the Twins out?
Everyone: NO
Anisa was freaked out by the Twins at first, Bashir for the first 3 hours but they grew on them.
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JD masked as Dream. Following after, Landon and Anisa EGG JD in the Computer Lab! He is really not happy about it and retaliates by smashing the community coffee pot.
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Bashir attacked Mints in the computer lab.
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"i just wanted to prove that I could."
"I just wanted to prove I could do it (get the mace)."
"Get a bodyguard next time"
They gave mints mace and he still got jumped LMFAO:
Leading up to confrontation:
Video of Ginger Fight:
"I just wanted to prove I could do it (get the mace)."
"Get a bodyguard next time"
They gave mints mace and he still got jumped LMFAO:
Leading up to confrontation:
Video of Ginger Fight:
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Everyone was given 50s-style costumes.
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New Blues Brother's Movie
They have burgers and fries now. They got 5 Guys.
They're reaaaaaally quiet. Like nobody is saying anything.
They're taking down the computer room. Ginger Mints is in there too.
JD pacing around while everyone else tries to chill. He is cracking hard and has lost his "friends". If he leaves, they'll lose their primary income on JD GAY messages. It should be Anissa. She's a pure nothingburger in her 40s who just threatens TTS. She gets mad over the Jew thing, which makes me think it's true.
Vibes are...
They have burgers and fries now. They got 5 Guys.
They're reaaaaaally quiet. Like nobody is saying anything.
They're taking down the computer room. Ginger Mints is in there too.
JD pacing around while everyone else tries to chill. He is cracking hard and has lost his "friends". If he leaves, they'll lose their primary income on JD GAY messages. It should be Anissa. She's a pure nothingburger in her 40s who just threatens TTS. She gets mad over the Jew thing, which makes me think it's true.
Vibes are...
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Tonight show: Every era of Elvis.
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JD offers amnesty for luggage. Nothing happens. I wasn't around to know who did it.
Bam says they're going through every era of Elvis.
Brown Elvis comes on. The audio is so bad I'm turning it off.
Bam says they're going through every era of Elvis.
Brown Elvis comes on. The audio is so bad I'm turning it off.
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Bam and his wife having a great time.
Third Elvis getting ready...
And he's pretty fucking good!
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New freeloader: Beth.
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JD was left out of this. Jet now says that it's his turn to do a bit, where he's been at the diner all day ordering coffee and finally "wants some sugar"... but they are out of girls! JD asks so what, are they bringing in a guy? Is that the bit?
Would he prefer a guy? He says no, what about a new girl?
A NEW GIRL?
They open the door and...
It's
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Challenge: THE CELL.
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THE CELL was moved to the Jungle Room.
Timer just added, too.
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Day 10 wrap-up.
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Day 11 begins. Jet came in with random pieces of wood during the cell.
(for people with sleep schedules, Bashir said he was relying on challenges and was going to get some sleep so wiggers are going to keep them waiting for a fake challenge)
EDIT: Jet split them up into teams then brought some wood and a tree into the room, said he was gonna go down to get some more stuff, then just said 'BEGIN' over the intercom with no rules.
Bashir and Anissa got super competetive...
BASHIR WON THE CELL AFTER TALKING EVERYONE OUT TO LEAVE.
James Drake realized that the timer was still on after being told by TTS. He went back and locked himself up. However, his efforts didn't matter as Bashir was still declared the winner of the cell.
Challenge: Break the Bank!
Beth loses it after people fucking with her stuff. Everyone decided to fuck with her more and toss her out.
Beth furious that people "fucked with her stuff." She picked up Dawn dish soap and what looks like maple syrup and is threatning to dump it all over people's luggage in Dorms.
She is now dumping it all over Dorms and everyone's bed!
She's taken the Dawn and now squirted it on the stairs, into the hall outside the Market, and then over the balcony onto the floor in bar.
Bashir, James Drake, and Landon just grabbed her shit and threw it outside, LOL. Unless production steps in, she has NOTHING without leaving the tank.
In retaliation, she has picked up what seems to be rubbing alcohol and hydrogen peroxide (?) from the bathroom and dumped it in the dorms and on everyone's bed.
The poker set has now been destroyed as well!
Day 11 wrap-up.
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(for people with sleep schedules, Bashir said he was relying on challenges and was going to get some sleep so wiggers are going to keep them waiting for a fake challenge)
EDIT: Jet split them up into teams then brought some wood and a tree into the room, said he was gonna go down to get some more stuff, then just said 'BEGIN' over the intercom with no rules.
Bashir and Anissa got super competetive...
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BASHIR WON THE CELL AFTER TALKING EVERYONE OUT TO LEAVE.
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Bashir just casually talked Landon into leaving. He then woke the twins up and asked them nicely to leave, which they did almost immediately. After a short talk, Landon then left the cell. Cell officially over at 11 hours, 2 minutes and 1 second.
Bashir Boys be winnin'! Is it just me, or is Allah looking kinda goated right now? Certified Islamic Content-post.
Bashir Boys be winnin'! Is it just me, or is Allah looking kinda goated right now? Certified Islamic Content-post.
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James Drake realized that the timer was still on after being told by TTS. He went back and locked himself up. However, his efforts didn't matter as Bashir was still declared the winner of the cell.
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James Drake came back into The Cell, timer is still running
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Challenge: Break the Bank!
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Today's team challenge is "Break the bank", protect the piggy bank until 9 pm. If successful, the team will win what's inside.
Teams are:
Teams are:
- Landon & JD
- Bashir and Beth
- James Drake & Emma
- Bingo/Bongo & Anissa
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Beth loses it after people fucking with her stuff. Everyone decided to fuck with her more and toss her out.
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Beth furious that people "fucked with her stuff." She picked up Dawn dish soap and what looks like maple syrup and is threatning to dump it all over people's luggage in Dorms.
She is now dumping it all over Dorms and everyone's bed!
She's taken the Dawn and now squirted it on the stairs, into the hall outside the Market, and then over the balcony onto the floor in bar.
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Bashir, James Drake, and Landon just grabbed her shit and threw it outside, LOL. Unless production steps in, she has NOTHING without leaving the tank.
In retaliation, she has picked up what seems to be rubbing alcohol and hydrogen peroxide (?) from the bathroom and dumped it in the dorms and on everyone's bed.
The poker set has now been destroyed as well!
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Day 11 wrap-up.
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Day 12 begins. Landon was having a drunken rampage and shit-talking GhostPolitics and production.
Ben having a bit with Landon
THAT'S PUSHY SHIT
New Room: Arena. Ben brought him there to box him while he was drunk.
After Beth wreaked havoc in the house, BETH KICKED!!!
Anisa wanted to leave the house after it was revealed that she was actively sabotaging the show. Production begged her to stay until elimination.
The Typing Challenge BEGINS!!
New freeloader: Mr. Naked.
Bashir was declared the winner of the challenge and gets to eliminate.
Challenge is complete. Mints says that they will go downstairs to "verify the backend" and decide the winner, but right now it looks like BASHIR HAS WON.
Edit:
Bashir was confirmed victor and the other fish are all being blindfolded now.
ANISSA ELIMINATED!!!
ANISSA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
After a 1.5-hour stay in the house, MR. NAKED KICKED AFTER VIEWERS OUTED HIM AS A PEDOPHILE!!!
They paid to fly this guy out BTW
Production confronted him in the basement and told him he would not be paid to leave, and gave him a physical Bitcoin coin as compensation.
Down in the basement with Mr. Naked.
They are now asking what the fuck he was thinking "in that video". He says he was an "edgy teenager in a edgy community" and just said whatever he thought would be edgiest, which is pedophile stuff.
He says he was only joking and no longer makes those kinds of jokes. He just makes fun of "black people" now, but not in a "hateful" way.
Jet gives him a "physical bitcoin" to tells him to go to Atlanta airport and present it to them for a flight home, because Atlanta accepts real bitcoin! What...
Jet told him right as he walked out the door that the bitcoin is fake, worth nothing, and they are NOT buying his flight home, fuck him he will probably be homeless around Atlanta for a while.
Jet says they are now "hiring a doxxer", lol.
Box fight: JD vs Jet.
Day 12 wrap-up.
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Ben having a bit with Landon
THAT'S PUSHY SHIT
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"Beth ....just stop...."
FUCK YOU BEN!!!!
FUCK YOU BEN!!!!
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New Room: Arena. Ben brought him there to box him while he was drunk.
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The secret room is, predictably, a dojo for boxing
Ben is now trying to box drunk Landon to restore an iota of aura, not sure that this is the play.
Ben is now trying to box drunk Landon to restore an iota of aura, not sure that this is the play.
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Landon and JD drunk confession with JD LORE including JD's RAPE via GHB
Landon v Ben
Landon v Ben
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After Beth wreaked havoc in the house, BETH KICKED!!!
Anisa wanted to leave the house after it was revealed that she was actively sabotaging the show. Production begged her to stay until elimination.
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This is interesting. Apparently this is Anisa's husband. I saw someone in chat telling moejok that a user was sending coded TTS messages to her and apparently its true.
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The Typing Challenge BEGINS!!
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The wiggers have brought in a 9 foot by 4 foot(?) gigantic keyboard for the typing elimination challenge. It's almost like they were listening to my suggestions in fishtank chyat.
It's fucking huge, and it appears to weigh 70+ lbs. Mints and Cody could barely get it up the stairs.
Maejock has said that it has its own onboard computer and doesn't use UEFI, it needs to be connected via network to work properly. I doubt they'll even get this thing to work/type.
The keys being pressed sound absolutely hilarious. I wonder what...
It's fucking huge, and it appears to weigh 70+ lbs. Mints and Cody could barely get it up the stairs.
Maejock has said that it has its own onboard computer and doesn't use UEFI, it needs to be connected via network to work properly. I doubt they'll even get this thing to work/type.
The keys being pressed sound absolutely hilarious. I wonder what...
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Typing Challenge Accuracy ELIMINATION
Bingo and Bongo first
Bingo and Bongo first
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New freeloader: Mr. Naked.
Bashir was declared the winner of the challenge and gets to eliminate.
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Challenge is complete. Mints says that they will go downstairs to "verify the backend" and decide the winner, but right now it looks like BASHIR HAS WON.
Edit:
Bashir was confirmed victor and the other fish are all being blindfolded now.
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ANISSA ELIMINATED!!!
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ANISSA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED 
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They paid to fly this guy out BTW
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Down in the basement with Mr. Naked.
They are now asking what the fuck he was thinking "in that video". He says he was an "edgy teenager in a edgy community" and just said whatever he thought would be edgiest, which is pedophile stuff.
He says he was only joking and no longer makes those kinds of jokes. He just makes fun of "black people" now, but not in a "hateful" way.
Jet gives him a "physical bitcoin" to tells him to go to Atlanta airport and present it to them for a flight home, because Atlanta accepts real bitcoin! What...
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Jet told him right as he walked out the door that the bitcoin is fake, worth nothing, and they are NOT buying his flight home, fuck him he will probably be homeless around Atlanta for a while.
Jet says they are now "hiring a doxxer", lol.
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Box fight: JD vs Jet.
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Day 12 wrap-up.
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Part 3
Day 13 - Day 14Day 13 begins. Jet was reviewing freeloader applications.
Jet cam!
For freeloaders, they are looking for: "Onlyfans girls. Alleged pedophiles." No, no, he's just KIDDING.
He says there are over 500 freeloader auditions, and asks chat if they want to see nontent in the tank, or to watch him review auditions. He asks if it is possible to take over just one cam instead of Director. He doesn't know, but will look into it.
Drake woke up early and did all the dishes. The plumbing in the kitchen was found to be severely fucked after it was sabotaged to flood the server.
Drake woke up really early, did all the dishes, and played solitaire. I guess during that a bunch of water leaked down on the servers.
"there's enough water coming down that the ceiling tiles are [??]"
"I usually play an abusive boyfriend, which is fun. I've done mad scientist, psychotic werewolf."
EDIT: After more investigating, the plumbing in the kitchen is just fucked. Drake was told not to use the sink at all.
It was enough water it filled up a ceiling tile and made it fall.
Almost everyone was handed a job as "Fishtank Contestant."
Bashir was going to have a boxing match with Vance.
Today was Emma's birthday, and everyone was celebrating.
Emma let them dogs out.
New freeloader:Caroline Carolina, Brian James Drake's girlfriend.
Challenge: Designated Driver, Whoever breathes closest to the legal limit (.08 BAC) wins the prize
Bongo won the challenge.
Bashir, Landon, and the Twins agreed not to eliminate each other and formed a TARD REICH/AXIS OF AUTISM alliance against the Longhouse Normies.
Boxing Match: Bashir VS Vance.
Challenge: Insult Death Race.
Challenge time! "INSULT DEATH RACE".
Any negative comment that comes through TTS about that fish, they step forward onto the next line.
If they get a positive comment, they step BACK.
When you step on the last line, you are eliminated from the challenge. Whoever is LAST PERSON STANDING wins.
Each TTS can only be about ONE fish. Approval is on, all TTS will be proofread.
Prize is $1000 real, out of game prize money.
Very first TTS: JD, getting called an "unlikable faggot".
JD immediately eliminated. Second so far is Landon and Emma with two steps, JD already speedran all 13 steps.
The Twins won the challenge.
New freeloader: Laura.
Day 13 wrap-up.
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Jet cam!
For freeloaders, they are looking for: "Onlyfans girls. Alleged pedophiles." No, no, he's just KIDDING.
He says there are over 500 freeloader auditions, and asks chat if they want to see nontent in the tank, or to watch him review auditions. He asks if it is possible to take over just one cam instead of Director. He doesn't know, but will look into it.
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Drake woke up early and did all the dishes. The plumbing in the kitchen was found to be severely fucked after it was sabotaged to flood the server.
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Drake woke up really early, did all the dishes, and played solitaire. I guess during that a bunch of water leaked down on the servers.
"there's enough water coming down that the ceiling tiles are [??]"
"I usually play an abusive boyfriend, which is fun. I've done mad scientist, psychotic werewolf."
EDIT: After more investigating, the plumbing in the kitchen is just fucked. Drake was told not to use the sink at all.
It was enough water it filled up a ceiling tile and made it fall.
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Almost everyone was handed a job as "Fishtank Contestant."
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Bashir was going to have a boxing match with Vance.
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Today was Emma's birthday, and everyone was celebrating.
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Emma let them dogs out.
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New freeloader:
Challenge: Designated Driver, Whoever breathes closest to the legal limit (.08 BAC) wins the prize
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Bashir, Landon, and the Twins agreed not to eliminate each other and formed a TARD REICH/AXIS OF AUTISM alliance against the Longhouse Normies.
Boxing Match: Bashir VS Vance.
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Challenge: Insult Death Race.
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Challenge time! "INSULT DEATH RACE".
Any negative comment that comes through TTS about that fish, they step forward onto the next line.
If they get a positive comment, they step BACK.
When you step on the last line, you are eliminated from the challenge. Whoever is LAST PERSON STANDING wins.
Each TTS can only be about ONE fish. Approval is on, all TTS will be proofread.
Prize is $1000 real, out of game prize money.
Very first TTS: JD, getting called an "unlikable faggot".
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JD immediately eliminated. Second so far is Landon and Emma with two steps, JD already speedran all 13 steps.
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Unsurprisingly, the twins won.
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New freeloader: Laura.
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Day 13 wrap-up.
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Day 14 begins. Bed Snatcher Fishtoy was activated.
The first BED SNATCHER fishtoy was deployed on Landon! His bed was stolen by production.
Bashir tried to help by stealing the cushions from the couch, but Landon was told he must sleep "on the floor" so he refuses to use them. Bashir gives him an extra pillow anyway and he tries to sleep.
And... within two minutes is woken up for a DANCE, MONKEY!
A squad of Shaniquas was brought to clean the house.
Today's jobs.
Notably, the twins were given jobs as "Dragon Master" to train James Drake, who was given a job as "Dragon Apprentice", to become a Dragon.
Drake taking his job as apprentice very seriously. Twins I believe have already forgotten about the bit.
Checklist of things Drake needs to learn:
dragon language
dragon flying
dragon posture
"do you like imagine dragons"
DRAGON FACTS:
Bongo is a water dragon, Bingo is an air dragon, Drake is a fire dragon, dinosaurs are earth dragons
Bashir would be a blue eyes white dragon or the japanese black dragon
"Black? noimjustkidding."
dragons eat gemstones to power their fire breathing, dragons are carnivores, they eat goats and people, but not...
"I learned a lot from the dragon book of knowledge, so dragon apprentice you should probably read it to them"
Drake is now telling the twins about how the Sufi's understood that aliens are interdimensional djinn and the freemasons and western globalism have a conspiracy to conceal it
"UFO mass mind control.
"raaaagh"
"the UFO phenomenon[...] detectable by radar, and leaving behind evidence that is inexplainable to modern science"
"The etherial plane is controlled by the djinn-- Oh that's cool"
He's reading way too fast to type this shit but bashir's book is 1000% schizo...
Bam briefly left the tank to take some time off to visit his son and film some stuff in LA.
CAROLINA QUITS!
james drakes gf is packing
she doesnt seem to care she was happy to visit
also its fitting he has wings now bc a drake is a type of dragon (autism)
anyways, lol
JD's Discord was found. In his account, it was discovered that JD was thirstposting over some female fishes from previous seasons.
After the discovery, JD talked to each fish individually and said he was preparing to leave.
JD is discussing with each fish individually about the Discord leaks. He's asked every fish to line up at confessional and come in one at a time for chat. Laura refuses to leave, and just keeps antagonizing him.
He says it is "not an admission of guilt" but he is worried that things are going to "spread to his friends" and he doesn't want that.
He's PREPARING TO QUIT.
With James Drake, he says that TTS is "making up shit" and is afraid that if it doesn't work and get him to leave, they will go after his friends to keep digging stuff up.
...
Jet and Ben came to speak to JD to convince him to stay for a while. He agreed to stay on the condition that he could speak to his girlfriend
Jet and Ben kick everyone but JD out to talk with him. Also, gives him a free McDouble!
He confirms that no, the PTO isn't an issue. He took two weeks off paid, two weeks off unpaid. That isn't the issue, he planned for it.
Jet tells him that if he leaves now he is making a huge mistake because it looks really bad. They are both trying to convince him that it is really not a big deal, his Discord comments aren't that bad.
JD compromises and says he just wants to know that his girlfriend isn't getting dox'd. He asks if he can speak to her.
Jet says that...
Shortly afterward, JD received a letter from his girlfriend.
New freeloader: Blane
Revealed to be a lolicon.
Day 14 wrap-up.
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The first BED SNATCHER fishtoy was deployed on Landon! His bed was stolen by production.
Bashir tried to help by stealing the cushions from the couch, but Landon was told he must sleep "on the floor" so he refuses to use them. Bashir gives him an extra pillow anyway and he tries to sleep.
And... within two minutes is woken up for a DANCE, MONKEY!
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A squad of Shaniquas was brought to clean the house.
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Heavy hitters are here, TTS should be fun
TTS and SFX are off
TTS and SFX are off
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Today's jobs.
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Landon's job is Maid Manager:
Kody asked about the superbed, Landon said he didn't want to do it because he just wanted to get a night's rest for once. Kody tells Landon that he thinks everything Landon does is funny, even when he refuses to do something, that's funny in of itself.
Emma's job is bathtub streamer:
Kody's gimmick is he hits/creeps on all the girls. He says Emma smells nice. Kody asks Emma about her birthday, "it feels pretty good being 18 now, right?" Subtle Ellie reference??? They reminisce about Vicky. Kody: "Should've got everybody hooked on...
Kody asked about the superbed, Landon said he didn't want to do it because he just wanted to get a night's rest for once. Kody tells Landon that he thinks everything Landon does is funny, even when he refuses to do something, that's funny in of itself.
Emma's job is bathtub streamer:
Kody's gimmick is he hits/creeps on all the girls. He says Emma smells nice. Kody asks Emma about her birthday, "it feels pretty good being 18 now, right?" Subtle Ellie reference??? They reminisce about Vicky. Kody: "Should've got everybody hooked on...
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Drake taking his job as apprentice very seriously. Twins I believe have already forgotten about the bit.
Checklist of things Drake needs to learn:
dragon language
dragon flying
dragon posture
"do you like imagine dragons"
DRAGON FACTS:
Bongo is a water dragon, Bingo is an air dragon, Drake is a fire dragon, dinosaurs are earth dragons
Bashir would be a blue eyes white dragon or the japanese black dragon
"Black? noimjustkidding."
dragons eat gemstones to power their fire breathing, dragons are carnivores, they eat goats and people, but not...
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"I learned a lot from the dragon book of knowledge, so dragon apprentice you should probably read it to them"
Drake is now telling the twins about how the Sufi's understood that aliens are interdimensional djinn and the freemasons and western globalism have a conspiracy to conceal it
"UFO mass mind control.
"raaaagh"
"the UFO phenomenon[...] detectable by radar, and leaving behind evidence that is inexplainable to modern science"
"The etherial plane is controlled by the djinn-- Oh that's cool"
He's reading way too fast to type this shit but bashir's book is 1000% schizo...
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Bam briefly left the tank to take some time off to visit his son and film some stuff in LA.
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CAROLINA QUITS!
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james drakes gf is packing
she doesnt seem to care she was happy to visit
also its fitting he has wings now bc a drake is a type of dragon (autism)
anyways, lol
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JD's Discord was found. In his account, it was discovered that JD was thirstposting over some female fishes from previous seasons.
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JD's Discord name "Gold Magikarp" was discovered and TTS is coming in that references it. Maybe 4 or 5 total had come in and he goes to the bathroom, when he comes out he finds Kody and says he needs to talk to someone downstairs. Then he lays down and tries to hide from TTS.
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JD is discussing with each fish individually about the Discord leaks. He's asked every fish to line up at confessional and come in one at a time for chat. Laura refuses to leave, and just keeps antagonizing him.
He says it is "not an admission of guilt" but he is worried that things are going to "spread to his friends" and he doesn't want that.
He's PREPARING TO QUIT.
With James Drake, he says that TTS is "making up shit" and is afraid that if it doesn't work and get him to leave, they will go after his friends to keep digging stuff up.
...
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Jet and Ben kick everyone but JD out to talk with him. Also, gives him a free McDouble!
He confirms that no, the PTO isn't an issue. He took two weeks off paid, two weeks off unpaid. That isn't the issue, he planned for it.
Jet tells him that if he leaves now he is making a huge mistake because it looks really bad. They are both trying to convince him that it is really not a big deal, his Discord comments aren't that bad.
JD compromises and says he just wants to know that his girlfriend isn't getting dox'd. He asks if he can speak to her.
Jet says that...
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New freeloader: Blane
Revealed to be a lolicon.
Blane likes lolis clip. Imagine if JD had been this nonchalant.TTS to Blaine "Do you have Loli on your _______ profile?"
Blaine: "Uhhh. Yeah I do" *shrugs*
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Day 14 wrap-up.
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An unreal amount of unintentional story telling this season. The reason I love lolcows is because I believe that you couldn't write characters as interesting as them, because they wouldn't be believable. So far I've really enjoyed a similar aspect of Fishtank, all the small stories and coincidences lining up has been so much fun to watch.
It's because the men never fuck with him, it's always been the women. Vicky, Beth, and Emma all went after him one way or the other and he retaliates. JD bitches and moans about him, but at this rate he's also a woman and doesn't have the guts to do anything to Bashir that might end in something physical.
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Hell yes. Jet, please go get OnlyLoseMeToes for the show, give him dragon wings as well as these:
(this way he won't feel bad about having no toes)He can be a Grand Elder Dragon who takes the twins and Dragondrake under his wings and shows them how to use knives in MW2 (or whatever) in a competition match set up next to the bar.
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Blade is better suited to wizardry, he can be the Grand Wizard and teach Landon how to do fire sales and properly take Jagerbombs.
Wizards vs. Dragons let's fucking go!
seriously jet, if you're in here lil nigga make it happen. blade is homeless rn and would definitely do it.
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I found his cover of I Can Only Imagine (really famous CCM song). I actually like this better than the original.
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Now that's a coaly ahh opinion
blud is from ohio frfr
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oh neat!
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Jet needs to play some of these over the tts now or at least quietly and randomly insert a select few into the image board.
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Blaine definitely looks like he has mosaic Down's Syndrome
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Blane reminds me of someone from one of those 2000's National Lampoon college movies that went straight to video.
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Why the fuck is he on fishtank if he has a job as a software engineer in robotics? It can't be a very good place to work.
adds up, if he were a good software engineer, he deffo would not be on this show at all. or thats my cope anyway
Good Work @Aidan & @Charnel Ground
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I'm guessing Minge is hiding from her antics last night? Does Bashir know about his hat yet?
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lol no
