Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television
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Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY
The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk
A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.
Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.
Brain damaged comedian trolled by homeless cats
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Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
Lolcow
Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat
Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar
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Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel
A once successful radio host crashes and burns, turning on all his fans and the drama around it
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YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
The Washed Up Cartoonist Behind “Dilbert”, Creator of “The Dilberito”, Professional Bullying Victim, Political Grifter, Terminally Online Narcissistic Boomer, Divorced Twice, Is (Not) Glad His Stepson Overdosed. This is Not a Racial Politics Debate Thread
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Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.
Artcow
SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax
Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder
Horrorcow
Dave Rivera / airbagged / Kate Bush's Tampon / abadwind / Akoujin / linktothepabst / pookey_blow
Decades of a mental delusional soy-parasitic schizophrenia creep. Antifa terrorist, serial stalker, beta male ally, simping & beta cuckoldry, woke orbiter of DEI & SBI, crossdresser, death fetish spammer, Alyssa Mercante's favorite tampon.
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One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.
"Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok
Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout
Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier
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“Entergaging” 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame. Recently created his own Garfield version of Sonichu
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Careercow
Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15
From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.
A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
Egotistical MRA "influencer", arrested for trafficking in Romania, lied about having lung cancer
TGWTG
"Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al
The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny
Skitzocow
Chase / @kase446 / baseychasey / Chaser235 / Zoomerchan1 / Aaron G / Aarongray111 / Aarongray236 / chriscrusader52 / Chrissy Rain / Christian Raineri
30-y/o who behaves like a severely handicapped teenager. Showed up to the forum to defend his Discord Gayops against VTubers. Complete degenerate.
Christ-lovin' nomadic schizo who tweets 24/7 about Sticks, Niggers, Public Urination, Rape, and Megatron.
A Fat, Queer Russian Artist that pioneered "The tumblr art extremes" who harasses others over fictional female tits
The problem child of the emulation scene
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Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker
Communist jew, failed writer and comedian, obsessed with Elon Musk, and addicted to Twitter
Artcow
Frank Breaker / Monostar Leatherknuckles / Frankman64 / Glitchyboy64 / Dr.V / VictorRay67 / Frankie Ferox / Kazuki Oyama
Black Chris Chan? Diehard Weeaboo. Danganronpasperg. OPsec Disaster. Aspiring Mangaka. True & Honest Creator of ЯED MIST. Vore Fetishist. Gachatuber. Questionable Business Practices. Lied About Being an Adult.
Raw Meat Eating Influencer
Lolcow
Nick Hazelbaker / Aeromatic / WindowsMilennium2000 / Nicholas Foxworth / Fedorov / Misato DX4 / Proxima 64
Bipolar Waifufag Trap, Burning Bridges at Every Opportunity, Blackmailer
Coomer who crossdresses and sings about his favourite pornstars.
Skitzocow
Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes
LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates
Careercow
Tristan Orth / gone_fishinq / TristanGaming456 & Gerda Sude Turbanisch/Güneş / Tyler / OnionBred / DarktheratLemon / OnionNsfw
Roblox drama YouTuber that used to be a pedophile hunter but now attacks a pedophile hunter, and his girlfriend who showed porn and gore to minors and wants to rape Jewish boys.
"RAPED BY JESUS", serial harasser, banned from the internet
aka Hotdogs in face girl
Skitzocow
Forsaken Wanderer / Forsaken Wanderer Project / ThyForsakenWanderer / Degeneratemooty2389 / @100% VIRGIN MOOTY / @Mooty Mooty Mooty
34 Year-Old 5'4 Schizophrenic Autistic VIRGIN Halal'd User with over 400 YouTube Videos: Black-pilled Alcohol abuser, thinks kiwi farms was taken over by the leftists, is the last white Kiwifarmer, thinks women are all children & it's the JEWS fault
Horrorcow
Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime
Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.
Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.
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Dramacow
Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3
Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci
Arrogant Rapper With a God Complex Who (Probably) Likes His Asshole Fingered and Gave His Cousin Head, Mentally Ill and Taken Advantage Of, Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart
Professional Con Artist and Conspiracy Theorist Boomer, Called the Police after being Triggered by a Song
Edgy Nostalgia Critic Fanboy/Knockoff
The (twice fired) godliest TDS grift on Twitter
Fingerwagging Cishet Shitlord
Aspie Weeb. "My doctor said I'm not a pedophile".
Jewish-American Troll Arrested for Terrorism, Creator of the Philosophy of Rape Subreddit
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Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory
SJW game author, artist, troon, twitter sperg anarchist, author of #iHunt, Bernie Bro extraordinaire
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Groomed bisexual autogynephilic "Transgender Nazi" zoomer. Politically schizophrenic fedposter. Arrested counterprotester. War LARPer. Aggressive VRChat Coomer. Scat Enthusiast. Tried to shoot up a /vrg/ meet. Probable Pedophile. THE RAPED (on Grindr).
Artcow
Ang Vondra / Vee / afairmaiden / DefectivePaks / politepuppet / handsomehugs / skyshamins / politelyhaunted / orphanboywife
Shotacon artist, former Cartoon Network employee, alien abductee. "Blacklisted from the animation industry". Proship martyr, faked her death to own the antis.
True Capitalist Radio regular, angry, depressed artist with no future. Ween of many cows.
Man from Doncaster, England who has a fetish for school uniforms, heeled miniboots and may or may not be a pedophile.
YouTube Luxury Goods Celebrity
Artcow
Fanny Perret / Adrien Perret / Null / null_backdoorho / null_bis / polyglotplatypus / Laika Albarn / deadspacedog
Degenerate French pooner who larped as an Asian-American and made comics about fucking her (dead) father, has a female genital mutilation fetish, a lesson in opsec
Careercow
Deuandra T. Brown / Deuandra / Detarondadiva / DetaronTV / Detaron Mag / Detaron Pictures / Deuandra Productions Inc / Detaron Records
CEO, Director, Musician, Editor-In-Chief, Actress, Model, Positively Terrible At Everything
fake feminist, fake tranny, fake veteran. SJW4$. Respect my gender identity or I'll have you fired
Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide
Serial police impersonator, convicted felon, sex offender
Semi-Popular Animation "Reviewer" who compared The Emoji Movie to the election of Donald Trump
edgy troon musician with fixation on dead/raped children, easily triggered, FAT
Agenda-driven armchair lawyer who uses his politically charged videos to push his ideology, but holds the power to kill the Trump administration through lawsuits
Schizocow, Gangstalked by Union Pacific Railroad
Moderator on looksmaxing.org, roid rat, takes out loans for cosmetic surgery, can't talk to women without doping, DIY surgeon
Artcow
"Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons & his wife Tina Toon / Tina Norton
"Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor; also his wife whose art has stagnated
Comicsgater, author of "Xenotype" and fanfiction, alleged puncher of mothers and killer of puppies. "I am good at sex and I have money", Savior of the comic book industry!
Crackhead fascist, close Trump ally, republican simp, "bodypillow expert"
Platonic Ideal of a Eurocrat made flesh. Future Furher of the NATO-Reich.
Transhumanist philosopher being telepathically raped and tortured by Mark Zuckerberg, Isabella Santiago, and stupid niggers.
Alt-Right, Strongman-Worshipping, McDonalds Addicted Crying MRA Nazi & the Incredible Cuck; Banned From All Social Media for Death Threats. Arrested for online rape threats. Arrested again for meth.
Boomer hubris personified, an incompetent lunatic's dreams slowly crumbling to dust because of his own poor decisions.
King of the Conspiratards, Performance Artist
Horrifically overweight, bisexual, racist son of a dead Neo-Nazi who walks around town dressed up as The Joker. Accused rapist and pedophile. Youtuber and chronic sufferer of Trump derangement syndrome.
The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
Domestic terrorist, ham radio sperg, self-described hikikomori, confirmed pedophile
Artistic autist and kino musician whose every thought is a randomtxt. Abstract pansexual and virgin with rage, but keeping cheerful.
Necrophiliac zoophile incel
THE GAYMASTER/Lol-Bvll / Self admitted Gay Hawaiian Ricardo Milos Cosplayer/Uploaded his consciousness to the Sims/Ed Wood of Machinima
Artcow
Andrew Howell / Jolly Biscuit / Nubly / Mr. Nubly / John B. Nubly / The Biscuit Man / The Macho Delux / Missy Misdemeanor Elliot / Jolly Johnny
Self Described "Kooky Cannuck". Webcomic Artist With Bizarre 9000 IQ Esoteric Abstract Humor. Absurd Politisperging. Lesbian Tools.
Obese chain smoking goth who stalks lolcows for clout
Wants Vic's head and balls, but not his papers; Cucked by a Chicken Sandwich
Previously convicted couple, stolen tips from staff, sent death threats to Dr.Phil and Gordon Ramsay
Creator of Cry of Fear, Likely a Pedophile, Blames His Predation on Alcohol, Drugs, and Aspergers; Never Grew Out of His Edgy-Phase, Cuts Himself Over Tumblrinas, Cheater, Cuck
Horrorcow
Annacondasin / Anna Jane Clossin / Anna Jane Underwood / ClossinAnna / Alexandra Clossin / Plougshare
Famous Cringe Minecraftian turned porn brainrot/coalburner pedophile with a fetish for incest and animals dying. Surrounded by shit touching A-logs with Kiwi accounts encouraging her to post revenge porn and show it to children.
Careercow
Jerrel Oliver Dulay / Sungrand Studios / Sunpro Games / Silver Falls / businesscasualgamer / u/jdulay / idigitaldarwin
Incompetent Game Developer, Anti-Woke Grifter, Pathological Liar, "Just Some Guy", THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE HERO OF THE GAMING INDUSTRY, Buck Broken By Nintendo, Uses dead people as a shield from criticism
