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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
James Drake's ears are still covered in orange shit
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Current Stox (highest to lowest):
JDRA 110 (+2 since approx. 48 hours ago)
LAND 69 (-71)
TWIN 60 (-59)
BASH 51 (-43)
SUZE 42 (new)
DYAY 36 (new)
BINX 35 (-14)
BLNE 35 (-11)
LARA 35 (-21)
ROBO 35 (-13)

Current endorsements:
Bashir 1,719 (+177)
James Drake 1,381 (+209)
The Twins 1,331 (+89)
Laura 1,222 (-83)
Landon 1,124 (+38 )
Blane 1,068 (+70)
Duany’ay 963 (new)
Binx 819 (-16)
Suzette 791 (new)
 

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Current Stox (highest to lowest):
JDRA 110 (+2 since approx. 48 hours ago)
LAND 69 (-71)
TWIN 60 (-59)
BASH 51 (-43)
SUZE 42 (new)
DYAY 36 (new)
BINX 35 (-14)
BLNE 35 (-11)
LARA 35 (-21)
ROBO 35 (-13)

Current endorsements:
Bashir 1,719 (+177)
James Drake 1,381 (+209)
The Twins 1,331 (+89)
Laura 1,222 (-83)
Landon 1,124 (+38 )
Blane 1,068 (+70)
Duany’ay 963 (new)
Binx 819 (-16)
Suzette 791 (new)

>all new freeloaders have STOX and you can buy fishtoys for
>except Binx #2


:thinking:
 
Dumbgay joked about people throwing stuff at him and Landon said "Welcome to the season 5 house" to a season 2 actual hellhouse survivor :lit:
 
Landon fails to steal the candies en route to the Twins's room.
He goes to Barmaid Binx, she pours in way too much vodka.


BONUS : Vimp transvestigation by Muslim Brotherhood
 
Highlights and Links for Week 3 Summary.

Part 1​

Day 15 - Day 16
Day 15 begins. By noon, the fish are still asleep. A new challenge was issued: get the other fish out of bed, and get paid $150 out-of-game for each fish still up and out of bed by 1 PM.

JD tried to attack Bashir.

A new group challenge: ROOM WAR (Tard Reich Vs Longhouse Normies).

Day 15 wrap-up.
Day 16 begins. The Tard Reich WINS the challenge 10-6.

JD was tormented by Laura over time.
Which made him want to quit.
Laura blocked him and won't allow it.
Adding more salt to the wound, JD'S GF WAS BROUGHT INTO THE TANK VIA JEETBOT AND SHOWED HER A CLIP OF HIM KISSING LAURA.

Eventually, JD QUITS!

New Challenge: Bottle Episode.

Day 16 wrap-up.

Part 2​

Day 17 - Day 19
Day 17 begins. The fish just finished the challenge of shooting a new "bottle episode" movie titled "Never Die Living".
Winners in order: Landon, Drake, Bashir.

Bingo and Bongo were doing crochet tutorials.

Landon was dropping his new lore.

The twins were doing psychic palm readings.

ALEX B ENTERED THE TANK AND CROWNED AS WINNER OF SEASON 3!!
Making Burt seethed in the process.

A brief effort post summarizing Alex B's entrance.

Day 17 wrap-up.
Day 18 begins. Alex B kept rummaging through his luggage in a manic state.
Thanks to Alex, the fish were given the "Rummage through Luggage" challenge. James Drake ended as the winner.

Sam made an appearance via voice call with Alex B.

The fish are told to pack up and get ready to be transported to House 3! Of course, it was just "a bit". Let's hope they won't use it as justification to eliminate someone in the future or to declare the season winner.

New challenge: MOST VIRAL CLIP. Whoever produces the most "viral video" wins.

Day 18 wrap-up.
Day 19 begins. Landon won the clip challenge by pretending to masturbate.

Emma was offered to become a production assistant for $200/day. However, she would be ineligible for the grand prize as a consequence.
Emma agreed to the offer, but production was disappointed with her choice.

Landon wanted to throw his piss nuke at Alex B. Unfortunately, production blocked his attempt to do so.

BINX ARRIVED AT THE HOUSE!!

Today Jobs.

ELIMINATION CHALLENGE: "DON'T STOP WALKING" EMMA VS JAMES DRAKE!!!

EMMA LOST THE CHALLENGE!!! EMMA IS ELIMINATED!!!!

New Freeloader:
Jackie Bernard Diamond.
QUIT IN 15 MINUTES!!

Part 3​

Day 20 - Day 21
Day 20 begins. Alex B had an insane crashout and was threatening to quit.

ALEX B KICKED DUE TO THREATENING TO KILL PEOPLE!!!

Then he went live on IG, claiming to have 51 hours of footage to expose the wiggers.

The original creator of Lil Maejok gave Bingo and Bingo their own version: Lil Bingo and Lil Bongo

Bashir PUSHES Laura down the basement stairs VIOLENTLY after trying to steal back Kody’s sunglasses that he took

Jet talked about the state of the tank and announced an upcoming challenge.

New Challenge: Meat Challenge.
Team Autism won. Bashir split the $10k prize into $5k to the twins, $4k to Blane, and $1k to himself.
Day 21 begins. Alex Stein and his "son" Clayton / milkmoder entered the house. "He" is a degenerate pooner freak.

The house was not okay with his presence, which threatened their "Friendtank." Therefore, everyone was fucking with "him".

Even challenged to box "him".

New freeloader: Vimp.

The freeloader immediately targeted Bashir along with Laura.

Bingo and Bongo were pissed off at Laura trashing the Dorm to fuck with Bashir. As a result, they agreed to protect Bashir from Laura.

Letty came back to the tank again.

Production ended "Friendtank" and told the fish they would sleep in a separate room, and assisted with a freeloader to fuck with other fish.

The beginning of the end of Friendtank.

Alex Stein left after doing a rap battle tournament, in which Bongo was the winner.

TOTAL RETARD WAR

New Freeloaders: Suzette & Duany'ay

WAR BEGINS!!! LIQUIDS AND PISS NUKES WERE THROWN AT EACH FACTION!!! SOME BLAME BASHIR FOR INSTIGATING IT, AND OTHERS BLAME DRAKE FOR THE SAME REASON!!!
Bashir was arguing in favor of keeping Friendtank when everyone wanted Hell House. Ironically, he forgot that he had a history of being a shit stirrer in the first place.
Bashir defended himself more and bragged about how "content" he is with his religious talks and praying in the house. He also mentioned that he is a Josie fan.
More arguments on Bashir ITT.
Bashir's stox crashed while James' was on the bull run.
Twins and Landon attacked James Drake

Bam came back to the tank with a tattoo artist.

Suzie gave Landon a lap dance.

Freeloaders were vowing to end Friendtank and bring Hell House.

New Elimination Challenge Announced: Candy Challenge. The fish with the least amount of candy is going home.
 
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