Day 6 begins. The day started with Jet complaining about a restreamer on YouTube, warning that he will strike his channel if he doesn't stop. Shortly after, Jet showed a topless porn star on stream to show he was serious about his threat.
Jet warns a re-streamer on YouTube that if they don't stop by tomorrow they will be sending a DMCA claim.
guess they went nuclear instead..
A few hours later, Jet announced that the stream would be moved to Kick.
Wiggers are ditching Youtube for Kick.
Suffah Niel. Evil Eddie wins again
New fishtoy announced:
DANCE, MONKEY! Target fish is handed a paper with the donator's name, and has to dance for 60 seconds.
Vicky still drinking beer, might lower her ability to protect the bags. Might lead to an early crash out if she keeps it up
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Nothing hits the spot like several warm Coors Light on an empty stomach at 1 PM.
Antara is eating on cam again, she probably is a fat cow
A SACRED cow, thank you. This is India, after all. Don't be racist!
New fishtoy enabled; DANCE, MONKEY!
The target fish must dance on camera for 45 seconds. Emma gets the first one.
Bingo/Bongo get the second one. They get told they have to dance for a...
Challenge:
SLAM POETRY. The fish must write a poem about being eliminated.
Bam's dogs have come to visit the tank!
Today's challenge: SLAM POETRY. They must write a poem about being eliminated. Staff will read all of them and then decide who wrote the best one. Whoever is eliminated tomorrow will be reading their poem as the last thing they say on stream.
Edit:
Jet cam. Recap for the new Kick viewers.
Tomorrow, whoever has the most plant matter in their garbage bag gets to pick someone to eliminate.
The twins are IMMUNE from elimination.
The eliminated fish will read their "gay little poem".
The fish are now reading their poems. Best poem is $30 reward.
"There's no paper towels, and I can't find a rag,
But it'll never get old, calling JD a 'fag'"
- James Drake
GENDER WAR! The girls are gathering at the Jungle Room and declare it will be a "NO DICKS" zone.
The girls are having a meeting in Jungle Room. They have agreed there will be "NO DICKS" allowed in the room for the duration of the challenge (except production). They are extremely paranoid that any male fish is going to destroy or steal their bags.
Landon's job today specifically states he needs to clean the Jungle Room. They have decided they will block him from entering, regardless of his job. The girls aren't doing their jobs today and won't be paid, so they don't care if Landon also goes without pay.
And the boys at the Dorm.
The guys and girls have been split. Even Antara was kicked out of the dorms and must go to the Jungle Room.
Jet is explaining that they are going to have NEGOTIATIONS between the gender groups. Each group must elect a leader to negotiate.
The boys pick James Drake as their leader instantly.
Ben is giving the same explanation to the girls.
Ben has chosen Vicky as the leader for the girls. Unsure why they didn't get to vote like the boys did.
Everyone will now go down to the bar where Vicky and James Drake will discuss how they can settle this rivalry.
Vicky and Bashir are picked as the leaders of their group, and they begin arguing with each other.
Apparently they also did the same thing with the men after all, and despite choosing James Drake, Jet chose Bashir.
Bashir and Vicky will now discuss how to resolve the gender rivalry and get the girls out of their barricaded Jungle Room.
Vicky explaining to the audience why they are doing the barricade. The challenge is to collect plant matter, and simply put, they know Bashir will fuck their shit up if he's allowed access, just like he did with the plants.
The boys speak up, and are told to shush by Jet. Only Bashir is allowed to speak.
...
Darby Allen appears on stream, apparently a well-known AEW wrestler who previously interacted with Head. He TARS AND FEATHERS Head, using a mixture of molasses and Surströmming, which is completely fucking foul and causes everyone to start heaving immediately and nearly vomit.
Jet finally interfering and telling Head to make guys fuck shit up and move things from a standstill. There goes the "let's just see what happens, these guys have agency" talk from yesterday.
The men they casted are too retarded and low energy. And as nice and chad as Drake is. He is also just clueless and wants go at it alone to boot Vicky instead of actual competition.
They were too averse during the auditions about any guy seeming too smart or self-aware because "they cause trouble". So this ending up happening isn't a surprise.
Head has been TARRED AND FEATHERED.
I am unsure what the liquid they dumped on him is, but it is extremely smelly to the point Head is heaving and about to puke. Everyone around started heaving as well shortly after.
Janny Landon is not happy with the whole mess.
Landon comes down to see what the noise is and is not happy.
Jet does an impromptu auction: Door Dash rights. Whoever bids the most gets the opportunity to order a meal of their choice for delivery
Vicky, doing nothing, pulls YET ANOTHER room temperature Miller Lite out of her hoodie pouch, cracks it, and drinks it while everyone else works.
Jet is offering to AUCTION OFF Door Dash rights on his phone. Everyone will be getting cheese fries tonight, but highest bidder will be allowed to choose a meal on Door Dash.
Edit:
Bashir wins the bid for $6, and is now negotiating what food he wants from Door Dash tonight. He is making a "tactical play" and ordering food he thinks Head would like to give him a meal to "get him on his...
New game:
HUNGRY HIPPOS! Each fish was held to the floor by their ankles while on their knees, and "plant matter" was thrown between them. Whatever they collected, they could keep.
Random challenge, the fish will be playing HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS. They are held in place by their ankles and have to lunge and grab PLANT MATTER that gets thrown on the floor. Anything they collect they can keep for the elimination challenge tomorrow.
First up, Vicky vs. James Drake!
Dinner time.
Food has arrived! Apparently Bashir got a set of chicken wings for Head after winning the DoorDash auction. His plan fails though, because Head turns them down, lol. Eats just one after Bashir prods him into it and says Bashir can keep the rest. Head seems suspicious.
Grilled cheese for everyone also arrived! Everyone gets one.
Cheese fries are coming next, they had to be ordered from somewhere else and haven't arrived yet.
On the other hand, Head happily accepts the grilled cheese and tomato soup.
Bingo and Bango are wiggerized and renamed to Kiki and Koko.
Bingo and Bongo were transformed into Kiki and Koko
TWO BLACK QUEENS HAVE ENTERED THE TANK
Day 6 wrap-up.
Day 6 recap:
Morning (12 AM to 12 PM):
- Around 12:30 AM, Jet took over the cams to ask YouTube re-streamers to stop, and that they will send DMCA claims. Shortly after, they overlay a porn star with exposed breasts on the stream for a short while, which will get anyone streaming to YT a strike on their channel.
- Vicky and Emma are very paranoid about the challenge, and all night refuse to leave the Jungle Room where they are protecting their bags of plant matter. Bongo gets particularly upset by this because all the other fish are in the bar and she wants to talk with...
THE FIRST ELIMINATION RESULTS ARE IN
BASHIR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
